Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down

[sal_amanda]

it's often amazing to me that any of us survived to adulthood. remember all those toys we had as kids that they banned or changed because someone might hurt themselves? we had lawn darts. can't find those anymore. playskool little people are not little anymore so kids can't swallow them. and now the latest abomination is the comeback of weebles. weebles were great back in the day. now they are, again, much larger than their former counterparts, and it's so unnecessary. i mean, they were egg shaped before. how the hell could a kid have swallowed one of those? if they did, they deserved whatever outcome they got for being so stupid. darwinism at its finest.

incidentally, john didn't know what weebles were. i know new hampshire was not in touch with the rest of the world (still isn't), but how sad to have not had weebles when they were cool.