Cut me some slack here, Squishy

[sal_amanda]

okay. i have performed reasonably well on the mardi gras moratorium that sheila has imposed. however, the holidays are now over and we have only ONE MONTH UNTIL MARDI GRAS!!!! that's right folks, exactly 31 days.

so, sheila, my dear, we really ought to discuss it soon as we have some things to get done before we take off. and while 31 days sounds like a lot, consider our conflicting work schedules, your impending semester, social lives, and just life in general and how time consuming all that can be. that leaves us with just a little time here and there on the weekends to make sure we have the following done:

1) find cool material for and make togas and wreaths
2) hem my groom's pants
3) find you a wedding dress

and you really can't blame me for wanting to discuss the Penis Police. it's funny stuff. just remember how excited you were when you bought the plane ticket and when we were scouring the Halloween store for bride costumes.

and if that's not enough motivation for you, think free beer for Lundi Gras and all the debauchery you can handle.

woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!